Kirk would get by with a little help from his friends
The return of Kirk Broadfoot to first team action has been a bonus for Rangers fans. The player has come a long way since his arrival at the club and his absence has meant many fans appreciate what he brings to the team.
It’s been quite a year for Kirk.
An injury meant his final action of last season was fouling Aiden McGeady in the League Cup final but it was another incident which has saw Kirk make the headlines. The player’s attempt to poach an egg hit difficulties when it exploded in the microwave, causing burns to the players face.
It could have been a serious incident but thankfully, Kirk Broadfoot wasn’t badly hurt. This means that everyone can laugh at the player’s idiocy knowing that no real harm was done.
Another Rangers star in the news at the moment is Kris Boyd, the striker has hit a rich vein of form and has stated that he wishes to return to the Scottish national team. He may be looking fitter now but he has carried a lot of weight over the past year.
As a look back on 2009, WeKnowSFA has combined a pop classic with a lyrical rewrite for the two KB’s at Ibrox. The team at WeKnowSFA are well accustomed to getting the odd KB or three but this should be slightly more entertaining.
The Beatles – ‘Boydy’s The Walrus’
And for my tea
Some eggs will be
Perfect for my hunger
See how they run
Into my tum
See how I eat. Im smiling
Standing in the kitchen, waiting on the microwave
Having a disaster oohyah effin b****rd
Oh Kirky man you been a silly boy
Now my face is sore
I am the daft man
That can’t cook an egg, man
Boydy’s the walrus
Goo goo goo joob
Feeling silly, racing quickly on the way to the Infirmary
My mum is mad
And so is my dad
See how they moan I’m crying I’m crying I’m crying
Yellow runny egg yolk, dripping from a daft mans eye
Walter Smith is raging, having to play Whittaker
Kirk is a dafty
Letting everybody down
I am the daft man who cant cook an egg man
Boydy’s a walrus goo goo goo job
Sitting in Murray Park waiting for my lunch
If my lunch don’t come, I will be starving
But I’m not allowed to cook myself
I am the daft man who cant cook an egg man
Boydy’s a walrus goo goo goo job
Coisty Kenny, Pedro and Fergie
Don’t you think their jokes will ever end? Hahaha!
See how they laugh
At me being daft
See how they snide…I’m crying
Gonna make a sandwich, next time for my tea
Then a penguin biscuit or maybe a Kit Kat
My mum says if I’m good
I’ll get a Wagon Wheel
I am the daft man that cant cook an egg man
Boydy’s a walrus goo goo goo joob
Joob Joob Joob Jooba
And to help you all sing along, here are The Beatles with the original
Other tracks in the Pop Goes The Football back catalogue include:
Little Football Boots with Will the Tic Click?
Eddie May-ly Cyrus with Bairns Need The Climb
Killie Perry with ‘Waking Up In Killie’
Little Football Boots with ‘Gordon’s Stuck On Repeat’
and
Lady Hail Hail with ‘Bad Defence’
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